RAMBLINGS

This page shall act as some sort of a blog, a series of sporadic writings or ramblings. I’m years removed from my local community college, so academic writings will not be at the forefront. I used to write stories and wanted to be a writer in the early 2000s but George W. Bush ruined it for me, months after 9/11. These scriptures will tackle topics or thoughts that life brings forth me when I’m looking for it most of the times. These thoughts or topics usually arise while at work or stuck in standstill traffic on the highway. One of these days, the cola will get ahold of me and make me fax some of these to Letterman, that’s if he’s still around of course. Plans might backfire on me like John Hinckley jr. I’ve been told that I write like Travis Bickle in his journal entries by strangers, I’m not sure if that is a good thing or a bad thing. Thank you for reading on your spare time!

Muzzle

March 23rd, 2025

Muzzle If there’s something to be said then i’ll say it to the fella in charge from outside of the tall building. Down but not out like a man with muscular dystrophy; don’t you pu...

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Shelled Peanut

March 15th, 2025

Shelled Peanut My friend, we meet again in between the bends. Mighty fine complementary companion that this bowl of shelled peanuts had become. The sports is on in the tavern and I saved a seat for...

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Sharing is Caring

March 9th, 2025

Sharing is Caring A bum today is a bum tomorrow and a bum for awhile, born to lose or bound to lose. Regardless, there are still some things that can’t be unlearned and sharing is caring desp...

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Fire Hazard Wizard

March 1st, 2025

Fire Hazard Wizard Hey Pinhead! Just cause your dog shit on my lawn, don’t mean you gotta burn a couple incenses on it. This was freshly installed Bermuda sod, my chances to win lawn of the m...

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Ribs & Liquor

February 23rd, 2025

Ribs & Liquor Being handled by a handle of brown, i’m more sauced than the pork on the plate. I was too stiff before the ribs and liquor but now, I can’t stand. Watch out for that b...

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God Mic

February 15th, 2025

God Mic Thirty dirty theaters were all abandoned, left to dry out without demolition but I finally found the one. The one playhouse that I can play and decay in also has a functioning god mic. The ...

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