No More Horseplay
Leave me out of this, leave me out of the buffoonery and the shenanigans. You been riding down life with the ego in the head inflamed like Nicholas Cage as set aside is stuff of importance. Set aside goals in life off to the road like it were foreign roadkill. Too much horseplay, another thing got squashed. If we’ve hankered down and focused a bit more on our troubles then there would be no more. The ex-army sniper tenant that wanted to blow the head off my shoulders last week because I didn’t knock on his door before repairing the driveway had a hoof for a head. You oughta get your head screwed on right, stared down by a sniper from the second story would spin it loose. I was in the right and you may think you are right but you have to watch out for the people in the wrong. They wrong already, not they’re birthday and they still want the cake with the confetti. If it was possible to steamroll through everything then someone would have already done it. I’m sure someone has attempted it but failed, which is why it hasn’t even caught on with the theorists. I’ve been in a Bobcat before, it’s a bit hard to get a grasp of things and maneuver which is why you gotta leave it to the professionals. Of course it is difficult to break out of the restraints of routine but it has got to be done. Maybe not to the extreme like the special needs that were horse glued down to the black table bed. Just take it lighter on these animals you see on the daily then ease on to the others that you see for the first time. Settle down with the horseplay, in these strange days people are scared of horses and might put a horse shoe on you by accident. You best be lucky that stoning is left in the past like concentration camps, that turn the other cheek bullshit wouldn’t hold up with a stoning. They took some time to find the best rocks to throw, these ain’t just some run of the mill chipped off asphalt. With advancements in the medical field, they may bring you back to the state of a rolling chair sitter. At that point, who is going to help you with your daily tasks. You really have to be hated by everyone in the village to be stoned in the first place, you could pay someone to help you but that’s if you could even reach down to get your wallet. If I couldn’t move from the legs below, the first thing I would do besides cry is put fucking sick cards on the spokes of the wheel on the wheelchair and a couple of Hideo Nomo baseball cards on both sides would do the trick. It takes a gift and some balls to drop Nomo signature nike sneaker, just years removed from the LA Riots. All this to say, the equestrian and the jockey said to stop fucking the horses so rough!